dead

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.

"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."

by harricane February 26, 2015

dead

you know, what all the Jews did.

"yo dude I'm so fucking dead as a jew"

by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017

dead on

a dead person's hard on

an open casket was a bad idea. jerry has a dead on.

by deadboners June 20, 2008

The Deads

An acute, incurable medical condition with an incredibly high fatality rate that affects millions of people every day. Symptoms include full body paralysis, no pulse (and therefore fairly low blood pressure) and in some cases an unfortunate tendency for a victim's family to put them on ice in the living room and invite everyone in the neighborhood to come "pay their respects" (this is known as a wake).

Reporter: A massive outbreak of The Deads was reported today near the site of a plane crash in South Africa. The authorities say that at least fifteen people have been infected, with none expected to survive the course of the disease.

by eastofwest February 8, 2012

deading

The process of being alive (i.e. breathing, eating, ect) but not living to the fullest

The feeling of discontentment with a mundayne life.

She felt as if she were deading when she was the only one at home on a Friday night.

He wasted his life deading, sitting in his room alone complaining about life.

by Defectivedolly July 21, 2005

deading

Gaunt, depressed, or generally dead-looking. It's an adjective...

Those kids look rather deading today... no wonder, they have an algebra test!

by Cluely March 31, 2009

dead

word that means
1your not moving anymore,
2screwed,
3your just "there."

1:"whoah a dead guy
me:"holy crap... hes got 50 bucks in his pocket, score!"
er...
2:dude, your an hour late to pick up your chick? your so DEAD.
them:stfu..
3:man that stoner over there is lying like a dead guy

by drone248 April 26, 2008