Dave 

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

Dave by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

Dave 

A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.

Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina…

Dave by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave 

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.

Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.

Dave by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave 

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.

That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.

Dave by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021

Dave 

A good friend; always there in times of need, always there to help you through a crisis. A lover of music and masterful teacher of the craft; a believer in Christ and humanity.

Dave was the first friend I called when I needed someone, and the last friend I had to...he's always there to help others; a.k.a. crisis averted.

Dave by Raechel Thompson December 15, 2021

Dave 

Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese

"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"

Dave by You're fellow gay :) December 16, 2021

Dave 

Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek

Dave is family.

Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!

I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!

Dave by hjones3001 December 22, 2021