AH FUCK......it's me DAUTCH!
by DubecoEnterprise September 9, 2009
Get the Dautch mug.A type of mob that spawns mostly in computer classes or the electronics departments of local superstores. Spawns have a 2.3558485% chance of being leet as fuck. Has extremely high HP due to massive size but moves very slow.
Has two main attacks:
punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the massive amount of energy needed to lift their fucking fat ass arms.
booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death respawns as a mini darst.
Resistances:
+43 to verbal assault
-340 to compwn
-500 to any attack from behind as he is too god damn fat to turn around
Drops:
Shitty ass black jacket 100%
Pile of shit 100%
Dank ass smell 100%
Random magic: the gathering card 59%
Gameboy advance sp 34%
Psp 2%
Has two main attacks:
punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the massive amount of energy needed to lift their fucking fat ass arms.
booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death respawns as a mini darst.
Resistances:
+43 to verbal assault
-340 to compwn
-500 to any attack from behind as he is too god damn fat to turn around
Drops:
Shitty ass black jacket 100%
Pile of shit 100%
Dank ass smell 100%
Random magic: the gathering card 59%
Gameboy advance sp 34%
Psp 2%
by Bobby Moses October 5, 2007
Get the darst mug.Almost like dating, but more of a "non-continuous" and "on and off" kind of thing.
The boyfriend and girlfriend fight and argue alot, leading to small break ups. They soon go back out and start "dasting" once again...
The boyfriend and girlfriend fight and argue alot, leading to small break ups. They soon go back out and start "dasting" once again...
Emmy and David go out for a couple days, get mad at eachother, and break up. An hour later, they hug and make up and offically start "dasting" again.
David: Fuck you. Don't talk to me. Bye.
....59 minutes later.
Emmy: I love you so much. Will you go out with me again please?
David: I love you too. YES!
David: Fuck you. Don't talk to me. Bye.
....59 minutes later.
Emmy: I love you so much. Will you go out with me again please?
David: I love you too. YES!
by DirtNaaasty May 12, 2009
Get the Dasting mug.A person who is a profuse sweater and creates large puddles from their pants. Commonly called "puddle pants" make it uncomfortable to be with them in public.
by XxXMPGXxX June 20, 2011
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Iranian phrase,
the other way to say kire-khar, but mostly used to avoid somebody that is laughing with no reason.
Iranian phrase,
the other way to say kire-khar, but mostly used to avoid somebody that is laughing with no reason.
by foxonizo September 3, 2018
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