Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*

"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"

by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021

i just came in my daughter

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

by BabBabHabble August 9, 2017

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

I'd let him fuck my daughter

A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.

Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!

by Dannyboyyyyyy18 August 26, 2017

Yo word to my twin daughters

a phrase used by a girl who go by kyy and who’s Instagram name is @theyenvykyy._ , usually used to start a sentence or end an sentence.

yo word to my twin daughters i will knock yu out .

by k.yyyy November 26, 2020

Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters

Rosy Palm aka Madame Thumb and her 4 slutty daughters aka your whacking hand. Self-gratification. Masturbation. See wanking.

I'm not desperate, I got a date tonight with Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters.

by ridiculously anonymous January 12, 2011

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020