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A Darwin

One who is up ones self and is unknowingly atrracted to butch women that are more masculine than the aforementioned pervet. He becomes increasingly interested in these butch women when the woman mentioned below has rejected him, he can only settle for butch lesbians who go under the same forename as said beautiful lady.

A 'man' who falls into a relentless pursuit for his friends older and very attractive sister, she is beautiful and is clearly too good for him let alone being 2 years older than him. The traditional darwin harasses her with text messages and will never give up. He spreads lies to make himself feel better, and example of a darwin tale is written below. He is very horny. He cannot communicate with any other forms other than text messaging via a mobile communication device.

Darwin is also someone who invented the theory of evolution.
A Darwin: 'A very popular sixth former who is 3 years above me gave me head"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free could we talk please? x"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free we could meet tomorrow? x"

A Darwin: "please can we talk now?"
by CaptainHookBonerMan September 4, 2010
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darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.
Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?
by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013
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Charles Darwin

he proved that people are assholes and are dumb and stupid idiots
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025
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Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.
Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.
by The big fat shark May 10, 2023
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Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.
Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
by DearStupid September 1, 2022
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Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.
She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
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DERPY DARWIN

Derpy Darwin is a term to define a handsome young Darwin C. He is cute and naughty and wears a hat that looks like the blue jays logo but is a raccoon
DOPE that is Derpy Darwin talking to my Grandma again!
by DERPY DARWIN June 8, 2022
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