Dallas Cowboys

A team that is supposedly the best but ends up choking in the playoffs every year.

"Did you see the Dallas Cowboys game last night? "
-"yea they were punished again"

by token1 September 25, 2009

dallas smoothie

A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.

"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."

by f0wl3r December 5, 2012

dallas brandewie

the sexiest man alive

mmmmmm dallas brandewie

by wiebrandman59 July 27, 2012

dallas, pa

shithole bordering a worse shithole (Wilkes Barre). A place that Satan wipes his ass with.

Guy 1: Yo where do you live?

Ian: I'm from Dallas, pa

Guy 1: Oh sweet, Texas?

Ian: No man... Dallas Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Damn, isn't that place a huge shithole?

by fuckdallaspa March 2, 2009

Dallas Cowbitches

Slang used by Redskins fans, especially in the DMV to refer to the Dallas Cowboys football team.

Man, Homo Romo and the Dallas Cowbitches suck.

by DCBOY301 August 24, 2008

East Dallas

East Dallas were all people mix.North Dallas is all white people,South D. is black,West is all Mexicans And East mixes it up.Home of ESH (East Side Homies) and OED (Old East Dallas)and many otherz.

East Dallas datz ma hood,put it in ya face get dat shit undastood!

by Mz.Trueblue July 19, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

NFL team that has not won a playoff game since 1997. Synonym for "choke."

Dallas Cowboys fan: fcuk u guys!!! we won 5 super boals!!!!1!!!

Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.

New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.

Cowboys fan: ...sad face.

by Jesus Christ hates the Cowboys June 23, 2009