curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!
by Conenna April 09, 2015
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man curtain

A man curtain is a cape. Such as worn by super heroes and weirdos pretending to be super heroes
"Batman;s man curtain billowed in the wind as he perched atop a tall building in Gotham City."
by J Zee May 06, 2009
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Redwood Curtain

(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.
Hey, have you heard from JJ?

Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.
by mhibma August 08, 2005
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iron curtain

Phrase used to describe it when a woman's pubic hair is so massive, it prevents anyone from getting inside her.
"Everything was going great until I got her naked and I realized no one can penetrate the iron curtain."
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006
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Meat Curtain

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.
I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.
by Joel Pinner OSU March 31, 2003
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Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.
My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh
by Mike August 05, 2003
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boob curtains

those unnecessary flowy straps on dresses that go over the straps that are already there. they can also be found without the regular straps, so the dress is held up simply by the boob curtains.

they're usually sheer and curtain-like, hence the term: boob curtains.
I went to the store to buy a dress, but they all had boob curtains!
by twinklebean85 December 29, 2006
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