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eyelash curler

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.
1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away
by SDanzer April 14, 2008
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curly-headed fuck

That one guy who sits in the front of your class, blowing the teacher each and every day. He thinks he knows everything there is to know about the course subject, too. He asks questions that he knows the answers to just so he can appear to have figured it out all on his own as the professor begins explaining. Even worse, he uses the most pedantic of diction to ask the question, complicating the query for no reason other than to appear more intelligent than he truly is. Basically, this guy sucks. Oh, and he has really curly hair.
I don't want to go to Calculus today. That curly-headed fuck never shuts up and I can barely stand it.
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curly days

Referring to older porn or any kind of nude pictures, magazines, or the women pictured in them, that date before the practice of removing or nearly removing all pubic hair became the preferred look for females.
"Look at the lo-fro on that bitch, man, this shit must a' bin' shot back in the curly days."

She was way too old for the part, she had to have been from back in the "curly days".
by NO'HC November 5, 2008
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Curly Fries

The act of placing pubic hair in the vagina of a partner, ejaculating on them and then consuming them.
Jeff: 'Oh man there are pubes all up in your box!'

Sally: 'Well just turn them into curly fries and munch them down!'
by phatdik January 13, 2009
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the dirty bobby corley

During a greasy sex session, Bobby gets on his cell phone and farts very loud. It smells like rotten eggs. Then he chops her head off, steals her money, and shouts, "Vito Corlione!" He proceeds to masturbate in the corner.
She was pissin me off so bad that I surprised her with a dirty bobby corley.
by herb February 23, 2005
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curled

when you’re drunk to the point of almost blacking out, most likely interacting with other substances (i.e. MDMA, cocaine, nicotine, marijuana)
Bro, I’m so ~curled~ !
by gwyneth&amelia August 17, 2019
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Curly

Zayn: Hey Curly
Harry turns around smiling
by LonelyDreamer March 12, 2020
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