cupcaked

An Information Technology (IT) term synonymous with "fubar", "blown up", "crashed", "shat itself", "bombed out", etc, referring to the failure of an IT hardware or software component. Generally used as a polite and non-alarming way of informing the customer that the system is, in fact, hosed.

Due the negative nature of most IT disasters and the associated negative terminology thereof, many customers may like their minds put at ease through the use of "nicer" terminology.

EXAMPLES:

I'm sorry to tell you that this server is completely cupcaked; the motherboard is fried and we can't find a replacement.

The software installer cupcaked so we'll have to start over with a fresh image.

Flashing the rom on this old controller could be dangerous, let's just hope it doesn't cupcake!

by The-Real-BOFH January 12, 2012

cupcake

A really weak person or team.

Coach: "Guys, are schedule is very tough this year. Our only cupcake is Temple. We dont even need to practice to beat them 55-3

by sexywhiteboy December 28, 2005

cupcake

When a boy is hooking up with a male or female and ejaculates on some part of their body, most often the chest, and consumes his own secretions.

Whoa! The wierdest thing happened to me last night. Johnny pulled a cupcake. At least there wasn't anything to clean up!

by RdizzleInYoFace February 22, 2011

Cupcake

Cupcake is a fake fan of someone. Who only pays attention when they want to.

She’s a cupcake of lil peep.

by DaddyAsf👅 June 16, 2018

cupcake

A person who is overly sensitive about life.

Rufus lost the bet and is now crying in the basement. He's such a cupcake.

by uncivilized January 5, 2008

Cupcake

A slang term used for female breasts.

Arent you afraid your cupcakes might slide out of that outfit?

by M3D13V4L October 4, 2008

cupcake

A two faced conniving fat bitch who acts nice but will cut her own mother's heart out and feed it to her to better her reputation or just fun. Her reasons are usually unknown and is often referred to with a much more explicit word.

Can you believe what she told the boss to get that promotion? What a cupcake!

by down with cupcakes December 6, 2013