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Commercial Cahoots

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.
Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!
by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010
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Commercial Hoe

Certain people that you see in a lot of different commercials.
That's Becky Margie, she's a commercial hoe! She in every thing
by James Rebound January 22, 2017
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cumberwad

Cameron watts and custard cream boy are cumberwads
by Lily and carmen May 23, 2021
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cammer

Anyone who is skilled in using a videocamera or regular camera to professionally record an event. Whether it's for a party, a legal function, or just life in general. It's basically short for, "Camera person."
"Are you going to make it to Beth's birthday party ?"
"I sure am. I'm bringing Roger too. He's the best cammer."
by dw8177 August 17, 2021
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Guilt Commercial

A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.
Another guilt commercial!? I am not donating 20$ a month to save the polar bears!
by An anonymous kitten January 21, 2022
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Cammered

When an individual consumes a large amount of one or many types of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an extremely intoxicated physical state involving the loss of all or many motor skills, little to no sentence formation, slurred speech and complete incapacity to stand or walk without assistance from others. Also typical with this type of inebriation is the utter inability to respond to questions, and most commonly, the individual will reply with a series of short spurts of laughter.
Person 1: Dude, did you go to Clerkexamoff's last night?

Person 2: Yeah bruh, they were so Cammered!!!
by Be Easy B Keezy December 1, 2010
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cumberquatch

:Noun ; (Cum-berq-watch); A Cumberquatch is a rare creature found in select and partially unknown mountainous regions of the world. It has somewhat been describes as a cross between a Cucumber and a Sasquotch. Although a Cumberquotch cannot be eaten like a Cucumber. This is due to the fact that the Cumberquotch's skin is compiled from pure Rust Metal. The Cumberquotch's diet is very typical of a wild land mammal; Daily meals comprise of plankton, giant sperm whales, camels and goths.
The Cumberquotch's preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
The Cumberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a "nice animal".
The Cumberquotch should not be confused with Cumbercrotch, which is an individual with a cucumber phallus. Cumberquotch in groups are also know as Cumberquotchai.
(1)The Cumberquotch appears beautifully gracefull while eating Professor Hawking
(2)I can hear the Cumberquotchai coming. Quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.
by krishan January 5, 2005
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