crown moulding

The act of receiving oral/a handjob and ejaculating so hard that your semen hits the ceiling.

Kevin gave me a handy yesterday and I repaid him with some new crown moulding.

by Ivytongue October 15, 2015

house crowns

(v.) To bring home a crown, i.e., win a championship. Ascend to the throne. Reign victorious.

( INSERT SPORTS TEAM ) is in the business of housing crowns, pal.
All I do is house crowns.

by Snark Chariot August 27, 2014

Goon Crown

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.

Bazza: Checkout Maisy, he's wearing the goon crown, he must have finished the coolabah.

by BillySmokin March 04, 2009

heavy crown

a lot of weight on your shoulders

too much work or stressed out
i'm wearing this heavy crown

by marismith124 April 23, 2015

Crown Me

1. Expression used to proclaim victory and dominance over a fallen foe.

2. Usually used in sporting and gaming environments, the phrase is used by the winner to let their victim or the loser know that at that moment they are king.

3. Phrase used to tell a person that they are your bitch.

Dude 1 - In your face muthaucka!!!!!!!
Dude 2 - This is some bullshit...

Dude 1 - You gotta love it...
Dude 2 - Fuck you...
Dude 1 - CROWN ME BITCH!!!!!

by RipDaJacka April 19, 2008

Clown Crown

Your typical male pattern baldness. Hair that resembles a clowns wig. A horse shoe style of baldness

"I shave my head because i don't feel comfortable rocking a clown crown."

"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."

by Mike Swearengen August 10, 2013

Polish the Crown

Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I am going to my room to polish the crown.

by Strange Magnificent February 01, 2021