It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

crocodile

im actually surprised nobody wrote the actual definition

Any of various large aquatic reptiles of the family Crocodylidae that are native to tropical and subtropical regions and have thick, armorlike skin and long tapering jaws.
A crocodilian reptile, such as an alligator, caiman, or gharial.

crocodile dundee

by Pseudonysmpseudonysm September 18, 2025

crocodile

when you want to ensure people know how good or great something tastes (because crocodile nuggets are delicious!)

yo my wife made me a breakfast burrito and that ish was CROCODILE!

by boxerstang March 27, 2024

Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014

Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock

“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”

by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022

Crocodile pussy

An absolutely disgusting and smelly vagina.

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023