capital crocodile

Equivalent to "Wallstreet bandits". A direct Chinese translation.

How do you distinguish capital crocodiles from barbarians?

by CapitalCrocodile March 6, 2017

Crocodile

Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.

Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?

Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.

by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024

Upsidedown Crocodile Bite

When your genital warts have started lining up along the hairline of your pubic hair and it starts to resemble the bite of a crocodile.

I was going down on my wife when I realized her warts had flared up and now she's got an Upsidedown crocodile bite!

by CrocBot May 23, 2022

Watch a crocodile

Most random way to say good bye.

You: Bye bye

Troll: Watch a crocodile

You: wtf...

Troll:...

by one two three is peeface March 11, 2011

Crocodile Style

A sex position that involves unexpectedly wrapping your arms and legs around your partner before violently spinning, preferably done when they're at the local watering hole

I totally shocked my girl with some crocodile style last night

by JohnWilliams42069 July 28, 2025

churchill crocodile

when you eating a girl out but you accidentally bite the clit

"mmm that's real nice Bab-- AAA WHAT THE FUCK OW DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHURCHILL CROCODILE???"

by dead boi June 25, 2020

Crocodile

Determining the sex of an individual by snapping at their genitalia.

Paul Hogan had to pull a "Crocodile" on two trannies in his movie debut, "Crocodile Dundee"

by Jungle Dave February 2, 2020