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crimson tide

another word for a woman's period; to be on the rag; to have a poon that looks as if Moses himself had parted the red sea between your thighs.
I am on the crimson tide this week. BLOODY PooN. ILove Jay Harve! Jason wants to lick my crimson tide...SHOCKER
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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alabama crimson tide

heavy menstural flow exhibited by a woman from Alabama.
That girl from Birmingham has had to change her pad three times already. She's must be having an Alabama Crimson Tide
by Clark Potter December 11, 2003
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crimson rambler

When a girl is currently on the rag and you have to sit through her boring ass speech about why she deserved an A on her last paper, you put your hands down her pants, remove the bloody rag and stuff it down her throat.
Guy 1: So, did you hang out with your girl last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she wouldn't shut up so I gave her a crimson rambler.
by SoggyPumpkin September 2, 2010
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crimson shower

when your girlfriend lets you fuck her without a condom because she's on her period, but you have to do it in the shower.
by mitotajc July 16, 2009
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The Crimson Flow

"Did you notice Amanda was being noticeably bitchy today?"
"Yeah, I did, but it's because she's on her flow. The crimson flow, if you know what I mean."
"That explains it. Damn those weeks of bloody egg discharge."
by Richard Flavor September 22, 2013
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Criston

"Wait, is that Criston running down the road?"
"I think so...I heard he beat Forrest Gump in a foot race."
by The incredibles October 20, 2012
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Crimson Custard Bucket

A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.

Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings
Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .
by Grund1e August 31, 2006
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