creash

a greasy substance that a guy uses to 'style' his hair

Come on creash, lets go

Meaning: Come on Grease bag, lets go

by Chris Allan April 28, 2004

Bedding Crasher

I person who shacks up in your bed for a night and destroys it. This person generally hogs the bed, rips the neatly tucked sheets to one side of your bed, and somehow manages to have your comforter hanging halfway off of your bed. These people have also been known to wet your bed as well as puke in it.

Dude, Suzie is a Bedding Crasher, you gonna want to avoid her like the plague.

by nickyrj June 4, 2007

Jammy Crashmats

Tampon or sanitary towel

'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'

by Stizzlargh January 13, 2009

blues crashing

A pre-planned spontaneous minstrel show in which priviliged white twenty-somethings appear in a public place and dance an over-wrought caricature of how they mistakenly believe colored people danced back when it was still acceptable to call them "colored."

White kid: "We're blues crashing the MLK memorial tomorrow!" *rubs crotch uncomfortably against his friend's younger sister's thigh*
Old black guy: *facepalm*

by Ballbombast April 26, 2013

Hash and Crash

When you smoke weed and go to bed.

Basically opposite of Wake and Bake.

A: Dude, last night I hash and crashed and woke up high. Feels good man.
B: Ahhhh dude, I wake and baked this morning and got high. Feels good man.

by hijinxxx September 13, 2010

Sadie May Crash

Sadie May Crash is a wonderful Toronto band that was given the title of "Best Toronto Unsigned Band" by the Toronto Independant Music Awards. Very unique in style with tons of energy to burn. Especially at live shows.

Alien: "*Berrzpp* Did you see Sadie May Crash play at the MOD CLUB on saturday *bzzrp*?"

Earthling: "Yeah I did it was WICKED!!!"

by ManWithTheDutchHand October 20, 2008

crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

by Chest August 3, 2003