Cream of sumyunguy

Noun: It sounds like a chinese dish, but actually is the jizz of a young man usually between the ages of 17 and 26.
It is supposed to sound like "Cream of some young guy"

I see that ho is going out wit another dude. Yea she is probably gonna get the cream of sumyunguy.

by Wang hung low April 22, 2008

creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

by Rufas April 12, 2008

Cream Ice

When you freeze spunk and eat it like an ice lolly

She ate my cream ice last night

by Freddie Chapman August 9, 2020

Ice Cream Sandwich

A fucking sandwich made of chocolate cookies and vanilla ice cream. Not something to do with sex or shitting on someone. Thats nasty bro. Like, why would you take a delicious ice cream treat and turn it dirty minded?

You see, this (see GIF below), is an ice cream sandwich. Not that nasty shit y’all think up.

by your local ass November 15, 2019

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

by FlushedAway June 2, 2017

Cheemdirter

A cheemdirter is used to describe several different things. 1.The most common use is when a person is trying to fart but shards his/her garments, which in this case have to be denim coveralls to make it a true cheemdirter. 2.Another use is when a person accidentally poops in the shower, bathtub, and/or toaster-oven. 3.A shot of half gin-half petroleum chased with small twigs, moss, and dirt.

1.I've gone through 37 pairs of those raw denim coveralls because of my chronic cheemdirting.

2.I think someone cheemdirted in the toaster because my white toast looks more like cinnamon toast and its not even toasted yet.

3.I started my Saturday night out with a cheemdirter then blacked out and died.

by FatBleez August 3, 2009

creamfields

Inspired by the mind blowing set performed by DJ Tiesto at the 2009 Creamfields music festival. It is used to describe something that is insanely awesome or on its way to being insanely awesome. When on the verge of awesomeness it should be phrased "coming up creamfields" (see similar "coming up milhouse" except "creamfields" is 10x more awesome).

It's coming up creamfields!

Damn, this shit is creamfields!!

by greenwolf December 4, 2009