Craig

A bitch nigga

You know the nigga Craig

He’s a Bitch fuck being named Craig

by Phil weasel August 13, 2019

Craig

Craig is a bent man who loves to bum children in his rape dungeon. He has an infinite collection of butt plugs and has starred on the hit series NCIS special victims unit for paedophilia. His passion of bumming pre-pubescent males is his love of life. He is a bender who likes bending children over. Don't be fooled by his loving and caring character this is one bent man and you should avoid him at all times, or else you will become one of many of his scarred children.

"Do you know Craig?"
"Yeah, i think so, though his windscreen was tinted and couldn't see inside his car."
"Probably cause he was bumming a child."

by Benjamin Wright October 30, 2019

Craig

This dude is probably gay, as all Craig's are these days, pretty much. Most have a strong passion for men of Liverpool. (i.e, George Harrison.) People of this name are also total clowns. Or they like clowns. Clownfucker?

"Yeah Craig is pretty cool and enthusiastic about men named George Harrison."

by cookycluckbro690 April 2, 2019

Craig

Suicidal fuck with daddy issues

Craig should kill himself

by Callum Wilton December 2, 2016

craig

a good man, a boss, goes out with a chick named donah.
Has vivid fantasies about another woman named Erin

yo im craig, imma boss
man last nite while you kno what with donah, i was thinkin bout Erin

by notjeremyyo August 5, 2012

Craig

The most horible uncle in the world he's ugly lazy and always on his Xbox and he is cringeworthy

You are so Craig

by Cay_bomb.com March 26, 2017

Craig

A man with enormous hands. He likes listening to "Baby" By: Justin Bieber. Usually harasses dogs. Allergic to metal in blue jeans so he usually dresses like he is going to the gym. Don't expect to see him in jeans because he hasn't in his whole life. He is a great man though. Is an expert at hittting his own teamates while playing wiffleball.

craig hands

by Big Papa Thomas June 22, 2010