Covfefe is Russian for CRAP after eating one too many of Ivanka's champagne ( TRUMP brand of course) popsicles.
Despite the negative press covfefe.
by Notarichpublican May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.
Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."
"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
by ToolGeek June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.
Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.
by tromba June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by Faustus_101 May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by gumcuzzler May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. This is a saying made by the worst president in United States history, President Donald Trump in a tweet that says "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
by Packers2003 May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A word used by Donald J. "I am a orange" Trump. It perfectly shows what happens when you have a stroke in the middle of typing a tweet with your small baby hands and IQ of a baby. Variants include Confefe and Convfefe.
by Tito Dickman Baby June 8, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.