Covfefe

It’s something stupid that Donald Trump made up when deciding if he heard Yanny or Laurel 🙄

Reporter: Hey Donald! Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?

Trump: I hear Covfefe

Reporter: ..

by NeverSayItIsNotTrue August 3, 2018

Covfefe

Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.

Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.

by tromba June 6, 2017

Covfefe

Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.

Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.

"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."

"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"

by ToolGeek June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe, a Russian word which literally translates as 'Piss on my face'

That prostitute covfefe'd me goodly last night

by Faustus_101 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When you're such an imbecile that you can't even finish your own insult.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by gumcuzzler May 30, 2017

Covfefe

This is a saying made by the worst president in United States history, President Donald Trump in a tweet that says "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Trump: I need some covfefe
Everybody else: What is that?
Trump: I don't even know, lol.

by Packers2003 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Russian for a love of golden showers.

President -I'm not sure what I can do about sanctions.
Putin-two words , covfefe video.

by OldMohawkee June 2, 2017