mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

Corentine

Valentine’s Day during the coronavirus crisis. When singles worldwide feel less heart-broken or lonely that Covid-19 would prevent couples from going and dining out—the coronavirus is such a great leveler even on love matters, when it spares a thought for the unattached.

This Corentine, a number of food and flower businesses might just go under, or when most unmarried couples would reluctantly have to e-dine via Zoom.

by MathPlus February 12, 2021

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Kairi cosentino

Kairi cosentino is a bitch. wanna know why, one treats Connor bad. Second he laughed at me for getting ghosted for the third time 🙄. Anyways Kairi Samuel cosentino smells like gravy. He’s short, single 🤣🤣 💯💯 lol nothing special about him he’s just there tbh 🤷🏻 ♀️

Kairi cosentino smells like gravy and his feet’s smell bad lol.

by Kairisunivers November 3, 2020

Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.

My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.

by Duncan7 July 25, 2011

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022