population adjuster

The politically correct euphemism for "murderer".

I'm not a serial killer -- I'm a prolific population adjuster.

by MoribundInstitute June 28, 2022

cromulations

The flapping and clapping of one's butt cheeks during the act of passing wind.

His cromulations were extra bubbly, so he knew he should go to the bathroom now or risk an incident.

by archiweirdo January 5, 2023

Population collapse

Yeah, shit-head. The women are too good to fuck anybody.

Retard "The men should be better though!"

Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2023

Population paste

Another phrase for cum

I shot my population paste on her face

by TimeKingPanda January 24, 2024

population paste

synonym for sperm.

I hooked up with a girl last night and donated my population paste.

by derezzedalgorithm July 30, 2024

coquatious

220 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal with a body women love and fear. He is a hunk of man meat capable of anything.

Oh look here come coquatious.

by Nathaniel B junior February 10, 2024

Coagulations

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024