Cooties

Something that my friend's boyfriend has. -Girl

"Ewww, he has cooties, why are you with him!"

by HuntressAir May 22, 2024

cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

by #annonomous May 18, 2018

Cootie Hooter

A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions

Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why

by Shizmal August 7, 2024

Cootie catter

Jazmynns word for her pussy

OMG my cootie catter

by Js lover May 18, 2022

cootie cry

To cry about your cooties

I'm going to cootie cry

by G'ma October 20, 2023

Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.

Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

Cootie

(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:

death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.

Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him

by bbigman January 13, 2021