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cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!
by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017
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Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"
by Orelse July 7, 2017
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cootie flap

It is the flappy part of a cootie.
A virgin: Omg wtf are those??
The girl: Oh it’s my cootie flaps!
by Joshylol November 24, 2021
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Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.
Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.
by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019
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Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.
Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
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cootie Pappy

Is a woman's vagina, or p****
After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long
by Rhino chain link March 27, 2021
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Cootie Wooter

A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time

If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
Gunz: Hello my cootie wooter trebz

Trebz: FUCK YOU NIGGA!!! (With love and affection)
by Shizmal August 7, 2024
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