cooter recruiter

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.
by good azz chicken April 17, 2011
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Stinky Cooter

American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.

Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'

Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.

It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.

Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.

Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.

Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.

Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 April 10, 2018
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Cooter Cheeks

When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.
Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.
by @MurderMyPP October 25, 2016
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Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.
Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.
by Dogisgead June 30, 2020
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cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.
In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.
by Navinger March 06, 2020
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cooter shooter

A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.
That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
by Don Levy September 25, 2006
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