''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 18, 2017
Get the Digital Constipationmug. When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.
Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.
by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025
Get the Toppers constipationmug. I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!
by LordJefe October 29, 2018
Get the Netflix Constipationmug. by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015
Get the constipated fuckmug. A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.
I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)
Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019
Get the postulation constipationmug. 1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.
Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.
Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.
by Lexxster August 1, 2022
Get the Mentally Constipatedmug. The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.
by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025
Get the Ocular Constipationmug.