by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 30, 2023
Get the Virtual Consolemug. The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.
Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...
by nice rigger November 17, 2020
Get the console crushmug. by Flanfair October 2, 2023
Get the didj consolemug. when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
Get the Stolen consolationmug. A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.
by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024
Get the Consolation Tripmug. After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.
by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025
Get the Consolation friesmug. by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023
Get the Bust Console Editionmug.