lifted concepts

ideas on a higher plane of existence.

person1: That emcees sick, kid!
person2: I'm tellin' you, hes on that lifted concepts shit!

by lifeone May 2, 2006

Cliff Concept

When one person has to make a decision between two people in their life, and they are entered into a scenario which involves the given person holding onto those two important people...over the edge of a cliff.

The decision has to made hastily, either dropping one person and continue to survive with the other, or hang onto both of them, which eventually leads to everyones death.

Using the Cliff Concept in standard dialogue:

Jacob: "If you had both me and your philosophy teacher hanging off a cliff, and you could only save one person, who would it be?"

Sage: "Well, thats quite controversial and really hard to come to a decision...I'd have to save you though, Jacob, just because you're way hotter."

by Jaykub Floyd January 12, 2009

conger eel

a penis that never becomes fully erect, even during ejaculation

brittney was VERY dissapointed. she expected a throbber and he only had a conger eel

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

Congestant

The act of cumming up your partners nose. Compliments the "Anti-Murine."

Al pulled out and, at his wife Lola's request, busted a large nut up her nose; the congestant took enhanced her cold stuffiness symptoms pronto.

by Luigi Vacoti December 9, 2007

Cange The [Flange]

A man with a steel universal beam (I-beam or girder) as a penis

"I am Cange The Flange and I have my brown wings!" proclaimed Rob to a crowd of unsuspecting law students.

by Fransball March 27, 2009

Conceited K Comment

When someone makes an extremely conceited comment without knowing it.

Person S-"I can't go to dinner tonight because my grandmother is in the hospital"
Person K- "UGH finee. role of the eyes"
Person M- That was a Conceited K Comment!!!

by beepbophello October 7, 2010

ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013