confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances
"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"
by queerz4life November 20, 2020
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Fat girl confidence

When a girl/lady/woman/circle/blob acts like a normal girl. Hot chick. Despite being 300 pounds almost morbidly obese because they're obese or have a lazy eye and hovers around 250. Or they think that you have a crush on them or wanna hit on them, think they are hot even though you would rather fuck a dude or be a perpetual Virgin.
That girl keeps on indirectly talking about her Make-believe boyfriend every time I walk in. Why does the fattest ugliest girl keep on trying to?

I think I'm trying to hit on her. She's gross. I just don't say anything because it's mean to blow her bubble cause she probably never gets Hit on due to being obese and ugly. And the guys who probably do hit on her are fucking weirdos or are gross as fuck fat losers, she thinks she's Mia Khalifa with all that fat girl confidence, but without people wanting to watch her be naked
by Mynoduesp324 January 29, 2025
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'Grifter Confidence'

'Grifter Confidence' a term used for people in politics who come across as confident in their arguments, even if they are factually wrong. People believe the Grifter because they come across as confident and sure of their arguments even if they are widely debunked.
'(insert grifter name) exhibits 'Grifter Confidence'. He has a deep serious tone to his voice which displays confidence even though his argument is factually wrong'
by DarkPolitics89 June 10, 2021
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Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.
"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"
by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020
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Self-Confidence

Self confidence is when you act like Gabriel Supiciche and do things that pertain to the way the great lord Gabe acts.
"I wish I had Self-Confidence"="I wish I was like Gabe"
by OUR LORD GABE December 04, 2023
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playing confidence man

Playing Confidence man is when a guy willing dates or acts interested in a woman to raise her self esteem
Linda: "Wow I didn't know Rob was into Michelle"

John: "He's not, he's just playing confidence man"
by Mrpayday February 21, 2017
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confident tracksuit cancer

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.
lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer
by carcrashcorpse January 28, 2016
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