shit-conference

Anytime Donald J Trump stands before the press, either with or without a microphone, to take or answer questions.

Did you hear the lies Trump told during that shit-conference on the South Lawn today before the boarded Marine One.

by MpeachMint February 15, 2019

crying conference

When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.

Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.

by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019

garrett is gay confirmed

according to science, garrett is gay.

is garrett gay?

yes garrett is gay confirmed

by bobcornonthecob110000 October 5, 2021

Tightness confirmed

Absolute confirmation of something that is tight( as is awesome).

" Damn you see that Ferrari, that shit was tightness confirmed!"

by XVT May 4, 2006

teachers' conference

An annual event in most educational jurisdictions, ostensibly for the presentation and discussion of educational research developments, and to satisfy educationists' professional development requirements. However, the true function of the seminars, held over weekends in five-star hotels, is to foster an atmosphere of intellectual curiosity, to kindle group learning experiences, and foment pedagogical stimulation between teaching colleagues, away from the constricting influence of family, work, and routines.

Judith paused and turned to stare at a sparrow fluttering under the eaves outside the window. She could not remember how many men were in the spa bath that night in her luxury hotel suite on the last night of the teachers' conference, her memory of the watery group encounter was just a champagne and cocktail-fuelled haze. All she knew is that now, four week's later, the pregnancy test was positive. How could she explain things to her husband? They hadn't had relations for years. Were there five men, or six? That ancient bearded professor had been at the back of the queue, she remembered that...
"Miss, oh,Miss.." one of her literature students calling out snapped her out of her reverie....
What the hell was she going to do now?

by _The Secret_ April 15, 2020

confirmed

A code word to suggest that someone is a homosexual.

Jessica: Do you like rave music Bobby?
Bobby: Yes.
Jessica: Confirmed.
Lesley: Yes, confirmed.

by Mattyface August 12, 2007

Conference call

When you're on the phone with coworker, friend, family and you're getting an unbelievable BJ

When you place your business partners on speaker and screw some chick on your desk

I got a call from my mom and my girl gave me a conference call.

I was having the most boring phone meeting when Jenny came in, I put the phone on speaker and drilled her on my desk.

by Stereotyped April 24, 2013