Coma Fogle

A sick and twisted old man from Ansonia, Connecticut that is a narcissist and preys on young vulnerable women.
Oh look! There goes Coma Fogle with his next victim to use and abuse, I'm sure he will beat on her too like he did with other women after doing a line of coke in his dusty room in a drug infested house.
by Coma Fogle August 28, 2023
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calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote
I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma
by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011
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Chronic Coma

When one has smoked so much weed that they're literally crippled to the spot and in a coma like state. Usually very enjoyable
lorsteez: damn dude peep game on jbagel over by the couch

jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!

lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all
by Lorsteezy May 04, 2009
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Homer coma

An experience described as 4th dimensional
Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !
by Stacker gaffer March 10, 2017
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Shrunk Coma

Evan: I live for Shrunk Coma. I even have his merch.
Clayton: Wow, have you heard Fakey Snakey by Shrunk Coma? It’s beautiful.
by Lucien Carr June 05, 2018
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coma nap

A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.
Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.
by Trappstar11 May 19, 2016
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wank coma

A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.
-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.

The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
by Skinner413 October 11, 2013
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