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Columbian oven

Raise your partners ass straight in the air. Deposit a half gram of cocaine onto your partners asshole, get your partner to fart creating a cocaine cloud while the recipient inhales the cloud
That columbian oven gave me pink eye
by John coxtostin September 4, 2020
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Six Columbus

v., six columbused, six columbusing, six colubuses

To be infinitely delayed, move incredibly slowly, or be forever shelved.
We thought we had the funding but now the project is six columbused.

I thought we were going out this Friday night, but now she is six columbusing me.
by mg73 June 21, 2006
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christopher columbuscore

a white person (usually a lesbian) that wants to live a cottagecore lifestyle. They're usually from the United States, which was colonized and stolen from native indigenous people.
lesbian 1: man i really want to be a cottagecore lesbian

lesbian 2: you're white becky, that's not cottagecore, that's christopher columbuscore
by definitelynotstraight December 2, 2020
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Cristiano Columbus

A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.

Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.

He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"

'No, when were they discovered?'

"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."

'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'

"Neither did I"
by Sir Goat May 30, 2022
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columbine kid

A kid who has the potential to become a school shooter. Usually socially outcast and depressed.
Dan has no friends and people make fun of him all the time. He may become a Columbine Kid.
by Drew24592 May 15, 2005
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British Columbia

The best Canadian province that sits north of the best US state.

The part of Canada I will likely move to since the US has gone down the shitter.
1: Hey where are you going?
2: British Columbia.
1: Why?
2: Because retarded Republinazi's made America a horrible country that I can no longer tolerate.
by Spectacular December 25, 2007
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christopher columbus

According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.

Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 1, 2010
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