Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Cockroach

When you’re passing around the j and that one slippy mf drops the roach into his lap

“Here you go Fredward”
“Thank you” *drops j into his lap*
“Damn we smokin the cockroach now”

by Rbrowne August 2, 2022

Cockroach

Evil (will control the world)

"Oh no! Cockroach!"

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022

Cockroaching

To hide your presence, especially signing off from social media and then signing back in later, whenever you see someone you're trying to avoid.

"You should've just told me outright rather than cockroaching."

by Jedi Jason September 23, 2022

Cockroach

Referring to a guy with a massive nasty cock. They usually have bugs crawling up there and it is very unkept.

Yeah that guy I slept with had a cockroach

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Cockroach

Resident of the Australian State of New South Wales. The term was created by the residents of the Australian State of Queensland in retaliation for a sports article by a Sydney-based journalist describing the Queensland Rugby League State of Origin team as advancing as relentlessly as cane toads. In response it was stated that the New South Wales team had scattered like cockroaches hit with a spray of Baygon ( an insect spray) and the term stuck.

This year we shall utterly defeat those cockroaches!

by RTM 1963 May 13, 2022

cockroach

One's that many desire to be fascinating in the depth of the world, or also know to be FUCKING ANOYING LITTLE FUCKER....

You stupid fucking cockroach

by smokeefn November 17, 2021