When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.
I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!
by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010
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A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.
"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock!"
"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
by Hentsep Renge March 3, 2009
Get the CockBlock mug.An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.
by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004
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1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.
2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.
3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.
also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.
Ant. Cockblock
1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.
2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.
3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.
also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.
Ant. Cockblock
1. I ran cockflock for my bro since I had NO chance of getting any at the Kappa Sig party.
2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.
3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.
2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.
3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.
by NickC November 25, 2005
Get the cockflock mug.1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.
2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon
by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011
Get the Religiously Cockblocked mug.That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator
Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
by Whore5 April 21, 2011
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