cockass

A genetically modified donkey with rabies.

That guy who banned me is such a cockass.

by CCHW July 11, 2014

cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits snugly around a western hat.
2. A removable piece off a western hat that a young women
wears on her thigh.
3. The only piece of clothing a bitch wears when fucking a
cowboy.

A young feller walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, "Where's your cockaide on that there hat partner."
The feller replys, "Was drunk last sundown, forgot er' on the lady's thigh." Barkeep pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's. Feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

by Hay U there July 22, 2007

cockaid

verb-to assist a man in their attempts to get laid

cockblock

Jerry: Steve's game isn't looking good tonight, i better go give him some cockaid.

by Saint Audax January 9, 2008

Cockade

When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones

when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines)

by Rentzler October 29, 2009

cockahawk

the sexual act of throwing your penis at something /someone.

yo watch me cockahawk this girl in the mouth

by fresh_p April 20, 2015

Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016

Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016