Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011

escalator-cockblock

That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator

Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!

by Whore5 April 21, 2011

Cockblock

The ex that hangs around so your not likely to get any.

John just kept on hanging around, killing any chance of getting laid by Peter...John was such a cockblock!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

cockblocker

a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.

You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.

He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.

Vitale is a big fat hairy italian cockblocker who needs to go croak.

by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009

Count Cockblockula

def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the Twilight saga more titillating than you.

opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/sexy dinner date and i got Count Cockblockula'd into watching this stooooooopid movie. Needless to say i had to put my blue balls to bed early.

by theprovidence December 7, 2010

cockblocker

when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!

otis scrivner cockblocked me last night, so now i'm going to jack off on his face!

by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked November 12, 2004

cockblock

This is the act of a good male friend (or sometimes a boyfriend) moving closer to a female friend of his or even dancing with her so that a sketchy, unknown man does not start to get too close. This act is often performed in crowds (ie. clubs).

Often times, if there are more than a 1:1 ratio of guys to girls, a single guy may have to cockblock for many of his female friends/companions.

This is usually appreciated by the female, who generally thanks the male in the cab ride back.

That sketchy guy was hitting on my friend so I had to act like her boyfriend, thus cockblocking that sketchy guy from grindin on my friend!

by Amaan August 22, 2005