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Kurt Cobain

"Holding my baby is the best drug in the world" - Kurt Cobain
by Somethinguy December 1, 2018
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cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.
I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.
by ExtremistsSuck January 16, 2017
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Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.
That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.
by ballzbutt June 7, 2016
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Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016
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Kurt cobain

If the passenger seat in a car is called shotgun, then is the seat behind it called the Kurt cobain?
by IDFKMON March 19, 2020
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Kurt Cobain

Doing the "Kurt Cobain" is not only a synonym for commiting suicide, its also e term for a special sexual practice.
The "Kurt Cobain" is described as the following:
The male will attempt to violently thrust the throat of his sexual partner with his enlarged genitals, resulting in a climax, in which the male shoots his sperm load into the mouth of his sexual partner so hard, that the load comes out of her/his nose. The action and aftermath would then be described as the "Kurt Cobain"
"My girlfriend is still angry because i did the "Kurt Cobain". She still cant breathe through her nose."
"Dude i totally KURT COBAINED her, imagine the cum was white"
by DaTempal May 3, 2019
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kurt cobain

although an extremely good poet/musition/songwriter kurt kobain is a word used to make little posers look like they know jack shit.
kurt cobain did kick ass but if you think dying in your fucking twentys is cool and hes an idol your just another poser making an asshat of himself
by roxie esterlie October 21, 2004
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