Coach Oliver

A mentally unstable man who penguin walks and had the personality of a special needs individual who constantly eats tuna. His classroom smells like wet dog.
Coach Olivers’s hairline goes past his skull.
by Theblack_nightmare637 January 01, 2020
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coach doob

noun. a person on your bowling team, who is a drain on your team and society. this person is often the worst bowler in the league, and a douche.
mike is terrible tonight. he is definitly our coach doob.
by J Mak May 04, 2011
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Coach Muhl

A talkative, boring, geriatric, and cruel teacher.
by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018
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Coach Welock

he said look up my name in the dictionary and you’ll find awesome

awesome IS coach welock
by shizlitty September 23, 2019
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Coach Z

1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
by homestar fan July 16, 2003
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cum coach

a person you go to when horny yo make you cum right before having sex.
“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”
by Simpgod42069 May 07, 2020
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Coach Crush

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2010
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