Stay Classy Carlsbad

A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.

Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.

Owner of business: I am bummed

Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.

Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad

by Ben the life critic March 26, 2010

classy

Used to describe behavior considered to be socially unacceptable

How was your weekend T-ray?

Pretty classy, I told this ho I work with that I was going to shoot kids into her hair if she didn't shut up

by Classy Guy #3 March 12, 2004

Classy

Someone with style and sophistication. An one with the name Abby or that has intense Swag.

See that person with swag? Yeah thats so classy. I bet their name is Abby.

by honeyluver90 August 3, 2011

Classy

Classy is when you do something stupid to show yourself up. Like falling over. Walking into a glass door. Hitting your head off a low frame. Walking out of the bathroom with your zip open.

Erica : Oh fuck, i just hit my head off a low frame while walking into a glass door and fell over.

Hazel : You know your zip is open, right?

Erica: Oh great. Classy.

Hazel: Classy.

by Hazel November 12, 2004

classy

having pure class.
a man or woman who you can not stop staring at.
a woman wearing an over sized sweater.
a person who calls their children pigs.
having a mom who is a princess.
someone who does not follow the rules of the road but insists that you do.

Billy: She sure is classy.

Abby: Soccer moms are pure class.

Zachy: Vivian took a bath in chocolate. That is just classy.

by Abby Hoover January 4, 2008

Classy Body

i know it when i see it. but its a big deal.

you want this classy body

by daimthatsclassy July 8, 2011

classy

A term I use to refer to something original, but to the point of looking so cool in the process.

"Solid Snake throwing a grenade into the turret of the M1 tank....that's so classy. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004