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Christopher

Watch out for these ladies. They will get you knocked up and leave you before your daughter turns 6.
A: Man who was that? He seems terrible!
B:just a Christopher. I guess I should be more careful!
by Jules3245 December 7, 2018
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Christopher

1. Is a term used to describe someone who is the greatest of someone who is godly.

2. A male with a irregular size penis who will fuck your bitch or Slaughter your daughter
That dude is good but he's not Christopher
by Ja'lil Moore January 3, 2017
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Christopher

OH LOOK A BIG CRY BABY CHRISTOPHER
by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL January 17, 2017
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Christoph

Chrostophs are f*cking hot! Tall and talented, even artsie. He may have a hard shell and look like a though guy but when his nerdy, soft side comes to the surface, he will really blow anyone away. Everyone should have a Christoph in their lives because he's the best person and friend you could ask for. He cares about the small things and is always sincere and sweet. Christophs are also great in bed ;)
You see that great guy over there? Yeah, he's my Christoph.
by Carolinebee July 1, 2017
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Christophe

Really kind guy. Always funny and respects everyone. Always has the best friends! Awesome guy. Always happy !
by Bazinga2013 January 14, 2013
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Christoph

That kid who is kind of shy and kind of holds back, but once you get to know him you realize he's a really great person that you shouldn't forget. He's one of the few people out there who really cares about stuff and while he doesn't always show it; stuff affects him. His only flaw is that he often looks at people the same way, which means ties can be easilly broken and it is really hard to be a best friend. but it's all worth it in the end.
Christoph is really cool. I just wish he thought of me more.
by Dead-Man August 17, 2011
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Christoph

A cute, hot, sexy guy, who's everything a girl could ever want.
Christoph is the man of my dreams.
by J1254 January 1, 2010
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