Christopher

A gay italian who usually sucks a lot of white dick. Mainly sucks off tall people named Carleton.

That Christopher is so gay.

by Christopher Dick Lover 6969 January 11, 2018

Christopher

Christopher (otherwhise known as chrissy) is an extremely small (about the size of a couple of bacci cells) cartoon, imaginary boy. he can be seen everywhere, and will move from the center of arabia to your face in about 0.246 seconds. he also has the talent of slipping inside a uterus, temporariy impregnating said person, he will then slip out at an unknown time. He is always wearing- blue demin baggy trousers, a green sweater with hoodie strings, and red trainers with laces undone. he has brown tousled hair and a smiling freckled face. He is easy to kill, but is reincarnated immediately after death, unless trapped in some form of container.

"christopher is on your face"

*slaps face* "FUCKING CHRISSY"

by Warlotte January 20, 2010

Christopher

Gum boy

me: yo Christopher you got goods
Christopher: yea i always got the goods

by blueberry_girl December 9, 2019

Christopher

He is an handsome,funny guy who is godly at fortnite and carries all his friends,Ethan and Charlie.

Ethan:Did you see the guy that carried me and got a 20 kill dub
Charlie:ya,it must be Christopher

by CHRISOMEGA April 18, 2019

Christopher

A handsome baby boy

(Mama&Daddys pride and joy)

Christopher Is a new parr of the family

by my shit December 19, 2016

Christopher

small

likes memes

hey remember christopher the small one

by memes4every1 May 28, 2018

Christopher

Your typical anime loving, disgusting dirt bag that does not know the meaning of hygiene, personal grooming, and what food to eat aside from ramen, to make him feel like he is with his waifu (disgusting concept fabricated by those wierd people) in Japan where he can enjoy his disturbing fetish for anime.

Oh Christopher, what a great guy (sarcastic inflection).

by GreatGuy123 March 31, 2017