flying rape choke

Essentially the act of committing a rape choke, however, both legs off the assailant are off the ground and parallel to such.

Can be accomplished with a running start or hang wire used on movie sets.

dude 1: yo bro, see that guy over there, I think he’s grilling us.

Dude 2: word, I’m about to hit this mother f@&ker with a flying rape choke.

by Matt_mcd1117 February 10, 2023

chodery

Being chodish; acting like a complete chode. Implies a degree of incompetence and ludicrosity that is characteristic of the chode, the whole chode, and nothing but the chode.

Bro: Dude, I fucking hate going out with John, don't invite him to the bar. I'm not putting up with his chodery tonight.

Dude: That's true, bro. John is so chodish.

Bro: What a chode.

by Merriam Chubster September 16, 2013

I choked on my latte

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

Choked sneakers

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot

That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers

by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

chikerro

adverb.
1) an exclamation of irritation, frustration or surprise
2) can be used to express surprise or pleasure.

3) overwhelm with delight or amazement

Chikerro! The movie was insane.
Chikerro! Someone is looking amazing.

by JuJoAura February 18, 2018

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018