Chili Ringwald

Get your Asshole licked while watching The Breakfast club

Hey babe I rented sixteen candles for you, I’m ready for my chili Ringwald.

by sharknuts May 27, 2018

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.

by Kenny Login December 4, 2016

Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

by Bigboolin May 17, 2019

Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"

"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Chili Balling

When you put one of your testicles into someone's ass

chili balling bastard chili baller chill balls chili balls

by The NiZzO September 11, 2009

homestyle chili

Kicking back and relaxing at your place of residence.

"Yo shitdick, you hittin' up the bars later?"
"Nah, you poo pusher, I'm homestyle chili tonight".

by bigfnmike July 15, 2010