Chef-eleptic

a person who suffers from Chefelepsy caused by the addiction to cooking and/or watching cooking shows.

My mother is a chef-eleptic! She suffers from Chefelepsy! She has chefeleptic attacks on major holidays, especially Thanksgiving!

by sharonlee November 20, 2010

Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

by HumaneAnimal October 5, 2017

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022

Doing a Chef

When you spin out and get disqualified for reversing on track...

Doing a Chef caused him to be out of the race

by PoggiesMan May 3, 2021

bald chef

Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.

The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!

by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008

chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.

John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!

by moie13 December 26, 2013

Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.

Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.

by YAWA October 27, 2021