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Tomatoes on Cheesecake

A rendition of "Jingle Bells," known best by noobs, nubs, nubtarts, nubcakes, and anyone nubular.
by Jackieespiffy November 18, 2006
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Brookneal Cheesecake

when you take a girl out to eat, buy her a gift, and then she dont give no play.
David took Danielle out to eat but all he got was a brookneal cheesecake.
by Major JMC July 4, 2006
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mardi gras cheesecake

an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.
New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"

New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"
by Pink Fortress September 29, 2006
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Penis Cheesecake

When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.
Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!
by Zante2011 August 14, 2011
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houdini cheesecake

Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turns around, Blow in her face, Your friend that is hiding in the closet, jumps out and punches the girl in the face.
by Baker November 1, 2003
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cherry cheesecake

While getting head, you pull out and shoot your load on her face, making the cheesecake. Then you proceed to punch her in the nose to make the cherries.
She was being a real bitch, so I gave here a cherry cheesecake.
by KashMoneySTL August 7, 2006
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tijuana cheesecake

No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.
"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."

"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."
by BubbaGannoosh December 1, 2016
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