No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.
"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."
"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."
"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."
by BubbaGannoosh December 1, 2016