Charging batteries

Not having fun, and not going to the saints game, especially with Adam and Alyssa

"Do you want to go charging batteries on Saturday?"
"No, no I do not"

by Chargingbatteries12345 August 13, 2022

Charged Piss

After holding it in , a piss that shoots out like a water jet

Tom : Yo you good over there the water there is splashing

Rick : yeah I’m fine I just took a charged piss I haven’t went all day

by AnthraxBat22 February 8, 2021

Charging Bull

The Charging Bull is a statue of a bull on Wall Street. It is a well known gathering site for the kind of poop eaters that work in finance. The bull is often used as the symbol of a strong stock market.

Let's meet up at the Charging Bull for lunch.

by MultiFest October 29, 2017

Inconvenience Charge

The BS fee Ticketmaster charges they claim is a "Convenience Charge" when buying concert tickets.

Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?

The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.

Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?

Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.

by DavidPeverett March 4, 2010

Charge angle

the angle at which your phone cable works

dude, don't shift shit around, it'll mess my charge angle.

by vahne December 18, 2018

PNA Charge

When a pain in the ass customer makes an order more complicated by telling you everything they don’t want on their food versus the 2 things they do want.

Kyrie: What can I get for you?

Customer: I want this salad with no cheese, no ham, no bacon, no tomato, no cucumbers, no onions, and instead of blue cheese I want a lemon wedge and oil.

(Hands customer bowl of lettuce with oil and a lemon wedge on it.

Rings up PNA Charge with an eye roll.)

Another example:

Customer: I want the cheese burger with no cheese, no buns, no lettuce or tomato, no mayo, no mustard, no onions, no pickles, cooked rare.

(Waiter brings customer a plate with a bloody raw meat patty on it.)

by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018

Charge anxiety

The acute worry an electric vehicle owner has when the charge begins to fall, the nearest charging point is probably broken and you’re miles from home.

Fulsome was 70 miles from home with no recharging points en route. Charge anxiety kicked in as he realised he’d need the heater and demister on and there were only 55 miles of charge left.

by Jeremyhotpepper July 24, 2023