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champagne shooter

A Gadget used to consume large quantities of Champagne really fuckin fast. It’s usually made out of a glass tub with a shot glass attached.
Lisa/Lisa can down that bottle in under 5 seconds.

Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.
by RJW7926 November 13, 2016
mugGet the champagne shootermug.

Champagne Bottle

When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening
Yo why do you stick yea bro, my girl and I did a champagne bottle
by Hasaf August 26, 2019
mugGet the Champagne Bottlemug.

Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.
Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020
mugGet the Champagne wankmug.

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne
"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"
by Facesface September 22, 2013
mugGet the champagne loadmug.

champagne sandwich

A threesome where one guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina at the exact same time the other one ejaculates in her butt.
"I heard that Jackie had a champagne sandwich last night! That must have been interesting."
by Randy Lioness May 15, 2014
mugGet the champagne sandwichmug.

champagne cork

When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.
Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.
by AEROSE August 18, 2016
mugGet the champagne corkmug.

The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.
Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.
by Madame DJ January 5, 2013
mugGet the The Champagne Methodmug.

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