chameleon sexual

when you don't like anyone and people don't like you so you can just be whatever you feel like with that vibe

ugh now might go chameleon sexual because no one likes me

by LILsnooki May 28, 2020

Camel No

When a guy is wearing tight pants that accentuate his package.

Hey Mal. Check out that dude over there. That is such a camel no!

by DjJimmyJ October 30, 2008

camelsack

When you can see a guys ballsack or penis through his pants

Jon- Hey, you have a camelsack

Bob-Oh shit, its probably from these skinny jeans

by Big_Bob222 July 22, 2010

Camel Glow

A phrase conjured up after the creation of the LED Bikini.

What about that one?

No, I can totally see her Camel Glow.

by Endgame1320 August 25, 2010

CamelBak Spoiled

the condition contracted when one has only used CamelBak waterbottles, which consist of a straw that must be bitten to recieve liquid, for an extended period of time and is then forced to use a conventional water bottle, which must be tipped. Said person then looks like an idiot during the moments of confusion trying to figure out how to tip the water bottle to recieve more liquid. The result is a spastic type of dance done with the water bottle tipped at an awkward angle.

Sabrina: "Yo, whats up with Sky over there?"

Hannah: "Oh, she forgot her CamelBak water bottle."

Sabrina: "ah. She's CamelBak Spoiled."

by jazzycat08 November 6, 2011

camel cake

Offensive term used to describe an ugly woman with too much makeup. Camel cakes often wear so many layers of makeup, they often end up looking like a man in drag or indeed, a camel covered in cake.

Camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending attitude towards other people, mostly males. Camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like "you wish you were this hot" and "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.

"Yeah she's hot, but her sister, right camel cake."

"Did you see that camel cake John took home last night? Man is he going to be embarrassed!"

"This camel cake grinded against my butt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when I turned around!"

by Rahtedpumpclart May 21, 2012

Camel Sleep

When one is asleep to such a degree that to quote a camel “the dog is stuck underneath me”.

“Mate I’m shattered, need some proper camel sleep!”

by DumbassWho? June 9, 2019