A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.
by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018
Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.
by Virginbyn8r April 06, 2022
by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017
by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017
Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!
Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?
Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet
Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?
Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet
by Kaurikitoa January 05, 2023
clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
by Ann Marrie December 07, 2008
The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.
I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).
Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
by ProOnThaSnow October 10, 2008