certified water boys

Only drink water and will be punished if they drink anything other then water

Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!

Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?

Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet

by Kaurikitoa January 5, 2023

certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass

Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course

by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017

Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.

He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.

by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018

Certified Sus Boy

Any dude who is just straight up sus.

Person 1: Yo do you know JL?
Person 2: You mean the certified sus boy?
Person 1: Yea.. he's tuff.

by IloveChristina1234 March 16, 2022

Certified Classic Moment

Certified Classic Moments share the moments in life we look back to and we hold nostalgia for although being recent it can also be used to describe a collage of photos or any random moment in life out of boredom

Jake: bruh last night was a certified classic moment

Jym: yes it was a certified classic moment Stacy made a collage of all our certified Classic Moments

by FrenglishMan101 August 26, 2022

Certified Public Assassins

A clan on runescape, that is more like a large male orgy.

clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?

by Ann Marrie December 17, 2008

Three Hole Certify

The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.

I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?

by ProOnThaSnow January 21, 2009