Peoples Carrots

A penis or pee-pee dink.

Antony got kicked in the peoples carrots.

by McLovin12 March 22, 2008

Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.

Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great

by Gazyoofder December 4, 2019

carrot knobbing

Messing around for no apparent reason.

I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.

by DannyBoiStreams September 13, 2018

Carrot fetish

When you love carrots very much and use them as dildos

Bishop shoved a carrot up his greasy butthole because he has a carrot fetish

by PigeonTurtle November 1, 2016

Carrot Dragon

A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.

Man, Taran woke me up at 4 am last nice doing a full on carrot dragon. It was on the drapes bro.

by Dave Ford May 29, 2023

bow carrot

A carrot, or, more often referred to as a Penis, is bent in shape. This particular penis often belongs to that of a Ginger Bitch.

Rapist: wow, Imma suck your dick little kid!
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks

by gayrapist September 27, 2017

Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.

Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.

by rawdick May 24, 2011