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Cardio Culinary Resuscitation

After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.
Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.
by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010
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cadoot

Something mcfar has
mcfar has a really nice cadoot!
by mcfar45 November 14, 2011
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cardiomuscular

relating to the heart and muscles.
Cardiomyopathy is a cardiomuscular disease.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 2, 2014
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carpoo

What you call a friend who carpools with you.
Derek is my carpoo.
by Quinton Coish February 15, 2018
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Carpool

Driving multiple people to a single event to help one another out
Hey, why don’t we carpool and I will take the kids to practice so that skank mom Amy can stay back, maybe not take home any of the husbands... again.
by KattyWompus February 10, 2019
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Cardboard Vineyard

Any wine that comes in a box.
Tonight we have many selections from the Cardboard Vineyard aka Box Wine
by RC737 May 10, 2019
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Cardboard Smile

To act like everything is fine and that you are happy, however, you're actually depressed.
My parents think that I am the happiest son they have, but I actually just put on a Cardboard Smile whenever I see them.
by TheMightyBibble April 20, 2019
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